In reverse chronology, because my trans-temporal galt-constant modulator is malfunctioning.
1) I got my ass whooped good by Ernest at Solitaire Showdown. Don't ask why we're playing. I suspect he's haXX0ring my computer. I don't know why I suck so bad at it.
2) Met Becks and watched a weird French film with Monica Bellucci. The above sentence is deliberately ambiguous. Now you'll never know whether I watched the movie accompanied by a famous Italian actress, or with the metrosexual (former) captain of the English team, or both. Much nudity was had, and we eventually wandered into HMV and got a copy of INVADER ZIM, season 2. Awesome. Gir must have tacos, or he'll explode!
3) Had a good steak dinner with the family. It's one of those weird coffee-shop things, but surprisingly good. It's not the regular Singapore "western food" fare. This is real good stuff. The chilli dog was massive, and the 300grams of rare ribeye was heavenly. Thank God for cows. And fire. Especially fire. Fire deserves to be in bold. For no real good reason.
4) Stayover at chez Link. The usual watching of random stuff, humping, made more amusing by our corkscrew ninja adventure, starring me, Captain Awesome, and Bugger. Our patience was tested as we waited for hours for the Guardian of the Kitchen to fall asleep. From shadow to shadow we then flitted, risking capture and torture for the sake of attaining the Holy Corkscrew. Grapey beverages were had, with me and Bugger sharing a full bottle of happiness. Kirby had a cup too, and Bugger ended up very, very hammered. His subsequent activities will be released in the sequel to the famous gay porn movie, Buggery: Catch your wave.
That's it for now, folks. Gotta go fix my modulator.
That's not a euphemism for what you're thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter. Perverts.
1) I got my ass whooped good by Ernest at Solitaire Showdown. Don't ask why we're playing. I suspect he's haXX0ring my computer. I don't know why I suck so bad at it.
2) Met Becks and watched a weird French film with Monica Bellucci. The above sentence is deliberately ambiguous. Now you'll never know whether I watched the movie accompanied by a famous Italian actress, or with the metrosexual (former) captain of the English team, or both. Much nudity was had, and we eventually wandered into HMV and got a copy of INVADER ZIM, season 2. Awesome. Gir must have tacos, or he'll explode!
3) Had a good steak dinner with the family. It's one of those weird coffee-shop things, but surprisingly good. It's not the regular Singapore "western food" fare. This is real good stuff. The chilli dog was massive, and the 300grams of rare ribeye was heavenly. Thank God for cows. And fire. Especially fire. Fire deserves to be in bold. For no real good reason.
4) Stayover at chez Link. The usual watching of random stuff, humping, made more amusing by our corkscrew ninja adventure, starring me, Captain Awesome, and Bugger. Our patience was tested as we waited for hours for the Guardian of the Kitchen to fall asleep. From shadow to shadow we then flitted, risking capture and torture for the sake of attaining the Holy Corkscrew. Grapey beverages were had, with me and Bugger sharing a full bottle of happiness. Kirby had a cup too, and Bugger ended up very, very hammered. His subsequent activities will be released in the sequel to the famous gay porn movie, Buggery: Catch your wave.
That's it for now, folks. Gotta go fix my modulator.
That's not a euphemism for what you're thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter. Perverts.
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